April 2012
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I thought I was having an existential crisis, asking myself the big questions: “Why are we here?” etc etc, but then I looked at the clock and realized it’s almost 11:30 on a Saturday night and I’m at the office doing work, and am an hour from home, and that the question I was actually asking was: “Why are you here?” which I think might actually be a more valid...
Apr 29th
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Going on hiatus for awhile to deal with school shit and hopefully regain some joie de vivre. If you need me for some ~reason, send me an ask, because I’ll still be checking my emails.
Apr 25th
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magnicifent replied to your post: I was trying to take a cool picture of one of my… Good luck on your final, bb! thank you! <3 This particular one is pass/fail anyway, so I’m not too worried :)
Apr 24th
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I was trying to take a cool picture of one of my cats to replace the troll icon and then I realized I was taking pictures of my cats and that will never be cool so I stopped but now my icon is a cat again anyway and also I have a final in three hours oops.
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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n-a-r-i-e: airgeer replied to your post: wow, is that supposed to be you in your icon? Terrible. I just try to be really honest with people when I think they suck ;_; Why are you bullying me? I come home in a goat’s old hide, My mother says “What you gonna do with your plot?” Oh, mother, dear, You know I got no reviews, And trolls, They wanna have friends. Oh, trolls, Just wanna have...
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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n-a-r-i-e replied to your post: n-a-r-i-e replied to your post: The officers… No, bb. We are just here to show you the path to true genius, because what you have is a gift that does not compare to ours. This is not helping to make me feel less like Finn. I think I’m actually starting to identify with him now :/
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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n-a-r-i-e replied to your post: The officers stopped Brittany on her way to… Whenever we talk I lose the ability to write because I’m just humbled by your genius. So, you’re saying that by my mere presence, I make other people worse? Oh god, I’m the Finn Hudson of fandom D:
Apr 18th
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The officers stopped Brittany on her way to school. “Excuse me,” said the hot lady cop, “Are you Brittany Pierce?” “Totally,” said Brittany. “Can’t you tell, I’m totally internet famous.” “Well, you’re totally under arrest now,” said the only-sort-of-hot man cop. “That video you put up of you and your girlfriend...
Apr 18th
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homoerotic sporting story under the read more! [[MORE]] So I was teaching a new player how to bull rush on the defensive line at Thursday’s football practice (basically, you grab the offensive linemen at her chest, push her shoulder pads into her throat, extend your arms and move her around at will). I demonstrated on her, so she could get the idea, except I came up a little hard, I guess,...
Apr 17th
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The following exchange perfectly encapsulates my personality and ~relationship with narie. As such, it’s going on my blog, but below a read more to spare you all my personality. [[MORE]] me: (I have a very real concern that there are bears in my backyard) Narie: … me: (just saying) Narie: like, right now or in general? me: always it’s dark I don’t like it Narie:...
Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Fic excerpts!
It’s been forever (or thereabouts) since I posted any fic excerpts here, so y’all can have two for the price of one now from part four of the fantasy au :D The two scenes parallel each other and both are Blaine’s POV, but they come from very different points in the fic. Warnings for character death and possible suicide apply. [[MORE]] 1. Blaine and Sam meet Kurt and Mercedes ...
Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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n-a-r-i-e asked: 'twas more than amore on my end. :( But if you insist I guess we can plaice these awful times besides and reel each other back in.
Apr 9th
n-a-r-i-e asked: If you truly knew me as much as you pretend you do you would have understood the reference. This does nothing but solidify the inevitable nature of our parting. I feel eel when I think of all the lies you told me. ;_;
Apr 9th
n-a-r-i-e asked: I gave you <£ and you gave me <canadian$, I dare say it was worth more to me than to you!

*churn churn churn*
Apr 9th
n-a-r-i-e asked: I have had it. We are breaking up! You are a treacherous slimy eel, and my pain is too great to even bother hiding it behind a flimsy anon disguise.

Enjoy your new friends, turncoat.

;_;
Apr 9th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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ileliberte: Adi posted her gleebang!!!! #OMG #I am ridiculously excited about this I’m just going to +1 this emphatically. I’m not far in, but it’s already amazing and creepy, and everyone should drop everything and go read it.
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Anonymous asked: You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!
Apr 4th
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Glee fic: Safety Measures
ileliberte: airgeer: Title: Safety Measures on Airships (or, why you don’t fly something that’s broken) Author: airgeer Pairings/Rating: pre-Kurt/Blaine, PG-13 Word Count: 6500 Summary: Kurt was just looking for a friend. He found murder, intrigue, explosions and Blaine. A steampunk AU that is not very steampunky at all. Notes: Happy Birthday Ileliberte! She drew this picture of Kurt and...
Apr 3rd
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Have some Dave/Sandy, with a side of horror! The entire fic of this one may show up one day, but that would require me to write a lot of Karofsky. [[MORE]] Dave stared at the shelves full of dolls. He’d thought that Hummel’s insistence that all gays loved musical theatre was bull, but he’d have preferred a discussion of Liza Streisand or whatever her name was to the extended spiel on when and...
Apr 2nd
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Anonymous asked: I am nearly certain I've read some of these before, and I approve. I peg you for the best of the epic tentacle-plant porn fill too, and forgive you for the weaksauce ending because the rest was so hot.
Apr 2nd
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Give me a number from 1-16 in my askbox, and I will give you a snippet of a fic that I’ve only posted anon.
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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Glee fic: Lost and Found
fashionhasnogender: lurkinmerkin: airgeer: Title: Lost And Found Author: airgeer Rating: NC-17 Wordcount: 28300 Characters/Pairings: The kids of New Directions as of early-mid season two and canon pairings, for the most part. Warnings: graphic onscreen death of canon characters, violence, torture, bugcock. Summary: The New Directions are an amateur adventuring company that dreams of being...
Apr 1st
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Glee fic: Lost and Found
Title: Lost And Found Author: airgeer Rating: NC-17 Wordcount: 28300 Characters/Pairings: The kids of New Directions as of early-mid season two and canon pairings, for the most part. Warnings: graphic onscreen death of canon characters, violence, torture, bugcock. Summary: The New Directions are an amateur adventuring company that dreams of being heroes. Their dream comes true, but not the way...
Apr 1st
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